三個英語笑話

三個英語笑話

　　三個英語笑話：Travelontheplane

　　For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren.She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

　　She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

　　"Oh, I‘ve done all the talking, and I‘m so sorry.I know you certainly have something to say.please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

　　三個英語笑話：Shoppingforgoods

　　A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

　　"Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue‘ and ‘A Love Supreme‘?" she asked.

　　"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

　　"Is that a record?" she inquired.

　　"I don‘t think so," replied the man, "but it‘s as close as I want to get."

　　三個英語笑話：Kidstoughquestion

　　Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.

　　Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?

　　Father: Ok ask.

　　Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.

　　Father: !!!??????!!!

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